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Showing posts with label steampunk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label steampunk. Show all posts

Thursday, August 10, 2017

the steamgirl on a train.

The more often I see models posed on top of the highly dangerous coupling rods & wheels of steam engines, the more I realize how no steampunk in their right mind would ever risk actually sitting on them.


The above's a well-known & over-posted particular example of an accident just waiting to happen.

It would be the technological parallel to someone posing on the rods of a nuclear reactor core. Maybe daring steampunks could write it off as the alt-hist version of planking, but no. As steampunk photography's meant to show a believable alternate history, then standing on a moving train part you wouldn't ever stand on breaks the premise we strive for.

In establishing an alt-historical world, we require a level of verisimilitude. It's the history we know, but with a major point of deviation, usually technological, but sometimes political or social. To suspend disbelief and entertain the idea that history turned down a different track requires world-building that respects logical action.

I also suffered a defense of the above photo because some undersexed geek superimposed his idea of chivalry on it, as though I didn't appreciate the beauty of the model, which isn't at issue -- the would-be steampunk's lack of thought for personal safety is.

So why does this photo's idiotic motif of the steamgirl on a train persist?


[Pregnant aspiring model Fredzania Thompson, 19, was killed by a freight train after she became stuck between two railroad tracks while posing for this photo shoot.]
In most photography, we are used to a fashion or artistic context.

For fashion, which far outweighs the circulation of art nowadays and so it's the device people are most familiar with, models are asked to pose in outré fashions, against nonsensical & outlandish things, all to get the attention of someone flipping at rapid pace through a magazine, or scrolling down a page so as to get the viewer to pause and buy a line of handbags or designer frocks. For example, the early 1980s Swatch ads had a girl looking through a telescope backwards, posed on one leg, the other leg up behind her, while was wearing sunglasses, and the telescope was pointed down at the ground. Like the steamgirl on a train, none of that makes any real sense, but the cognitive dissonance of the cited ad makes a viewer stop in question and look long enough at what's being worn to segue into desiring the product.

For the artistic, it's emotional aesthetics. A work is presented with a captured tableau that if successful evokes a reaction from the viewer. It could be one of repulsion, joy, agreement, moral uncertainty, social consciousness, fear, anguish, sorrow, et cetera, all depending on a combination of the photographer's intention and the individual internal reflection the viewer brings to the work. With a fair amount of photo manipulation today, we have many examples of cut & paste in order to construct worlds that never were to evoke wonders of another place & time we might desire to see or be in.

The steamgirl on a train fails because it's using the tropes of fashion photography while attempting to show a character from a greater world implied outside the frame. Still people can't see past the sex appeal of the cheesecaking model to the danger of the train, hit the plus button, and don't have discernment to realize the serious incongruence it does to establishing the world it's trying to imply. This hormonal override is why the steamgirl on a train persists.

And outside of these two mores, we have photojournalism like the following:




The photo above's a grisly and all-too-real example of what being too near a train at the wrong time does to a person. Newspapers tend to refuse to run photos like these because, as one professor I had in my journalism degree program said, "People don't want blood served with their eggs and bacon in their morning paper." Which also goes to say that it's not commercially viable content. Yet if papers had run more of the last photo in the past as a cautionary example, perhaps there'd be no foolhardy steamgirls set atop body chewing coupling rods and meat grinding train wheels, much less drivers trying to beat trains at crossings, or kids playing on tracks, with consistently fatal results.



And perhaps having to write this essay addresses a larger and more disconcerting problem in steampunk culture: That most have come to value an aesthetic shellac of thin brass paint and cogslappery over an actual participatory maker ethos. That we've perhaps forgotten the original manifestos of imagination made real, the desire to transform the world into one of our own choosing, and maybe this is also an unfortunate creative gap that requires minding lest the engine of the superculture we're commenting on runs over us in the end.

Steampunks & everyone else:
Don't muck about on trains.
Make what you want in the world to change it.
Mind the fucking gap.


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While a mostly happy bookstore fixture for over two decades, Guillermo Maytorena IV is currently willing to entertain your serious proposals for employment as a literary/cinema critic, goth journalist, castellan, airship pilot/crewperson, investigative mythologist, or assisting in a craft brewery. Should you be connected to any of the above or equally interesting endeavours, do contact him via LinkedIn or G+.

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

our return to The Lost World.

During a recent binge marathon of "Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World", one is again amazed that such a late-night gem of a series didn't garner more of the cult-like worship it so richly deserved. Dinosaurs, lizard men, supernatural beings, and ancient cultures all fill the narrative roster, along with just excellent writing, sewing it up into one grand package of adventure-filled goodness.


[The Untamed Beauty, The Journalist, The Visionary, The Botanist, The Hunter, and The Femme Fatale.]
Based on an unapologetic Victorian novella of Empire, the series extrapolates on the original's basic setting & characters, adding a mysterious femme fatale and pushing the time forward to just after World War I. Doyle intended Professor George Edward Challenger to be a popular replacement for a Sherlock he'd become sick of writing, but no such luck. This other intellectual hero only featured in five stories of varied quality, but The Lost World stands as a genre-making classic.


[The original serial published in 1912 issues of The Strand.] 

The program ran from 1999-2002, first broadcast on Pay-Per-View with minor nudity & longer scenes, shot in Australia, later airing edited versions in the United States, then syndicated, and put out in three fatty boom batty box sets. The rub is that season 3 ends on a sixfold cliffhanger with all the characters in mortal danger, with the only resolution being a fourth & fifth season treatment of what might've been, and even followed up by some enthusiastic fan conventions.


With all the spirit of science & exploration tropes in the show, the steampunk label fits nicely, and one would think that in the retrofitting & subcultural appropriation of anything with a balloon, pith helmet, and a travelling tea set, that the series would experience a fervor of renewed interest. We are in part writing this to draw deserved attention to one of our favourite, and most ambitious, series.

Our praise aside, there's no proof like actually watching the show, so we present what we feel in our heart is a brief & spoiler-free linked list of the five best episodes of this standout show in ascending order -- a hard task with 66 awesome episodes of dino-laden goodness, it's nearly impossible to go wrong with any of it, but here are the winners:

#5: Amazons

It's all the stuff you imagined Paradise Island might be. Queen Selene! One so wishes Season 4 had happened with an Amazons II sequel episode.


[Lost in a giant beehive!]

#4: London Calling
Given how much Malone was conked out as the helpless would-be boyfriend to Veronica's jungle-grrl alpha during the run, it was cool to see Ned as the would-be hero.

#3: Tapestry

The writers simply out-do themselves by prequelling the show, adding a noir aspect to all the characters' past and roles in the Great War, and examines the serendipities behind how they came together.


[A dino stole my clothes?!? No way!]

#2: The Secret

Oh Marguerite Crux, who are you? Here we find out the whys behind our favourite mystery lady.

#1: Stone Cold

The gothest episode produced! Watch as mysterious circumstances force your heroes into villainous tendencies and "Dangerous Liaison"-style costumes! Soooo juicy!



After watching the show, we've been left with the following burning questions (established fans or new compleatists, please answer in the comments should you know):

1. Has anyone's ever done a bullet count for the Challenger expedition? While the Laytons may have had ammo leftover at the Treehouse, and GEC has gunpowder in his lab, we never see any shell retrieval for reloading, and we fancy they couldn't have brought so much lead on that balloon.

2. Are the unedited/uncensored Pay-Per-View versions of the episodes and bonus features finally available together in a retail set or online anywhere?

3. Was there ever an original/reproduction Ouroboros made available?

4. What exactly is the device Shanghai Xan's agent receives from Mordren? Fusion chamber? Nuclear grenade? Alien technology?

5. We feel there should be a soundtrack released with such incidental themes as "Challenger Invents Trouble. Again.", "Roxton Shoots His Load", "Marguerite Lies!", "Plateau Blues", and "Don't Be a Trog". Does anyone have complete versions of the incidental music to play in our own adventurous lives?



[Stuck in a lizard-man's harem!]

Provocative, saurian-fraught, unexpected turns of fate, and a smart over-arcing megaplot show that "The Lost World" is worth spending your time getting lost in. You might just find yourself a priceless T-Rex egg to bring back from that magic plateau of wonder. 


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While a mostly happy bookstore fixture for over two decades, Guillermo Maytorena IV is currently willing to entertain your serious proposals for employment as a literary/cinema critic, goth journalist, castellan, airship pilot/crewperson, investigative mythologist, or assisting in a craft brewery. Should you be connected to any of the above or equally interesting endeavours, do contact him via LinkedIn or G+.

Friday, January 10, 2014

NBC's Dracula: Episode 8, Come to Die.

Whenever there’s a gun introduced into a vampire story, it’s a groaner since the audience knows a gun's an ineffectual weapon against a vampire*, so when it happens this episode it doesn’t hold any dramatic water ... unless the writers totally surprise you by getting their most gutless character to shoot someone for the vampire!



Finally the all fallout we've been waiting for as the season comes closer to its finale: Harker shoots Davenport! Lady Jayne breaks it off with Alexander (again)! Renfield throws down with Dracula! Jonathan casts Mina off in a final fit of distrust! Lucy’s faux seduction works too well as Harker gives her a go! Van Helsing krampuses Browning’s children!

Out of the above, seeing Renfield dish out tough love to Dracula reverses their usual cinematic relationship again. Renfield actually tells Dracula what not to do, restrains him physically, then stops him by strength of reason.

All this passionate interplay aside, the most clever contribution to the vampire lore was huntress Lady Jayne pouring a flask of holy water down her captives’ throats, and having their mouths erupt in black blood baking soda deathcanoes!

Setwise, while I’d first join many of the Pall Mall clubs to enjoy their furniture instead, one must say the Order Of the Dragon's got beautiful chesterfields in their hideout. Also we spot some really fetching gold rimmed tri-foot teacups!

Visually there’s really not too much experimental or cinematic loanage going on, which is a shame (with the exception of Dracula tossing Renfield into stairs, sort of like Renfield’s death in the 1931 version). Certainly this was a high drama character blowout, but maybe some practical vertigo effects for Harker’s post-murder nausea, or canted whip pans as he runs away from the scene, but instead we only get the usual costume piece camerawork.

It’s all up in the air, and it’ll be thrilling to see where it lands in the next two shows! Anyone care to make some guesses? Odds are Harker redeems himself by pushing Dracula into his power transmitter, which explodes into irreproducible fragments, revealing the still living Browning brats in a sub-basement, giving Harker enough press to permanently blow the lid off the Order in the first viral infowave, gets pardoned, and wins Lucy’s hand back for being the big hero he really isn’t. Yet I really still want to see it go like in my last paragraph of the episode 2 commentary, but I’m thinking the writers can’t see it that world changing “Fight Club” (film, not differing book) alternate history ending, which would more surely secure them a second season. We’ll see what the coffin of television holds in store next week.
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* Yes, there are good exceptions, like Underworld.

While a mostly happy bookstore fixture for over two decades, Guillermo Maytorena IV is currently willing to entertain your serious proposals for employment as a literary/cinema critic, goth journalist, castellan, airship pilot/crewperson, investigative mythologist, or assisting in a craft brewery. Should you be connected to any of the above or equally interesting endeavours, do contact him via LinkedIn or G+.